YOUR METABOLISM DROPS OFF SHARPLY THE MOMENT YOU FALL ASLEEP. THE BODY SHUTS DOWN ALL NONESSENTIAL FUNCTIONS, INCLUDING DIGESTION, SO EATING THAT RED VELVET CUPCAKE IS JUST ASKING FOR TROUBLE.
A MOMENT ON THE LIPS, A LIFETIME ON THE HIPS, YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING?
omg. how cute is this mouse?? also, this blog is THE BEST
I feel like I kind of need this mouse shaming me all day.
What’s worse is that I was eating a red velvet cupcake when I read this. %_%
i want one of these. what is it? a hamster?