animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOUR METABOLISM DROPS OFF SHARPLY THE MOMENT YOU FALL ASLEEP. THE BODY SHUTS DOWN ALL NONESSENTIAL FUNCTIONS, INCLUDING DIGESTION, SO EATING THAT RED VELVET CUPCAKE IS JUST ASKING FOR TROUBLE.
A MOMENT ON THE LIPS, A LIFETIME ON THE HIPS, YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING?

omg.  how cute is this mouse??  also, this blog is THE BEST

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YOUR METABOLISM DROPS OFF SHARPLY THE MOMENT YOU FALL ASLEEP. THE BODY SHUTS DOWN ALL NONESSENTIAL FUNCTIONS, INCLUDING DIGESTION, SO EATING THAT RED VELVET CUPCAKE IS JUST ASKING FOR TROUBLE.

A MOMENT ON THE LIPS, A LIFETIME ON THE HIPS, YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING?

omg.  how cute is this mouse??  also, this blog is THE BEST

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    I feel like I kind of need this mouse shaming me all day.
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    What’s worse is that I was eating a red velvet cupcake when I read this. %_%
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    i want one of these. what is it? a hamster?
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